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Thirteen Thirty-Seven
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 Thirteen Thirty-Seven Rough version of a Slam Poem written and performed by yours truly. Hookay so. This is Sparta. All your base are belong to us, and there is no spoon. Charlie bit me during peanut butter jelly time on the way to candy mountain, and heres a llama theres a llama everywhere a llama llama badger badger mushroom snape. We ROFLcoptered at dramatic chipmunk and shooped da woop for the horde. Raptor Jesus proclaimed that everyday shall be Caturday, that longcat is long and that a challenger appears in tacgnol. Red v. Blue- Its over 9000 on 4chan but between that Star Wars kid, Chocolate Rain, Nick Pietra and Numa Numa yay? Trogdor was burninating the countryside burninating the peasants and we discovered the cake is a lie. But I am le tired. So have a nap then fire the gonads and strife. Damn. That is a sweet earth you might say-wrong. For I am a banana, and my spoon? is too big. But Monorail and Celing Cat saw what I did there. As the Scientologists say: Oh Fuck. The internets is here. We are Anonymous, We are Legion: We are myspace whores and facebook stalkers, the worshippers of mudkipz postsecret Arthas Kerrigan foamy the squirrel and the potter puppet pals. Come on everybody its the hamster dance-for pie. Mmm, pie. But I? like rusty spoons. From the Googlers to the Gaians we use the internet as our metaphysical playground in a neverending quest to seek out epic lulz. Of course, some people use Wikipedia and Sparknotes as one stop shops for the answers to every question in the universe, but the rest of us use 42. Were no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I. But I just want to tell you how Im feeling, and try to make you understand that yes, you did just get rickrolled halfway through a slam poem. Because We are the gamers with just a little too much time on our hands, the rejected writers and not quite educated enough actors and filmmakers. Deviant artists who livejournal life and blog our fails, such as that kid begging to leave Britney alone. We falcon punch society with the n00bs the trollers the shippers spammers lurkers bumpers furries and flamers we exist irl but live on the net and yes; the internet is for porn. But to the maker of goatse and those two girls with that cup I say tu;dl and gtfo. We are IMers emailers pr0n website and photoshopped meme makers. The entire world creates this community so do a barrel roll because Ive found the source of the ticking. Its a leopluradon! Orly? Yarly. (c) Ryvn 2008
Date : 29 novembre 2008 - 23:59:46
Tags : Entertainment Meme 1337 Anon Ryvn longcat
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