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Frank, Gerard, and Mikey fight over coffee
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 Frank, Gerard, and Mikey fight over coffee THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO'S VIEWED!!! OVER 8,000 views!!!! Frank as a barista, Gerard as Geramine, and Mikey as Foamy the squirrel from the Neurotically Yours episode, "Small, Medium, Large" Transcript: Frank: Like, oh my God, welcome to Star-schmucks coffee houses! Ahhh my I take your order? Hello! Gerard: ahh yes can I get a Viente white chocolate mocha thingy Mikey: I want a fucking Large Hazelnut Coffee not that other sucky taste you have its fucking nasty, spare me the under-taste! Frank: We dont have Large. Bitch Mikeyy: Ahh excuse me he did not just say he didnt have large? Gerard: yeah he did. Mikey: Well what the fuck does that mean? No Large, well what is there? Gerard: No No, you see they changed the names of the sizes for the cups of coffee. Mikey: What does that mean!? Gerard: Looook!.. see (grabs a cup) Small is now called Tall Medium is now Grande and Large is Vente. Mikey: Vente? What kind of Nazi speak is that? And how the fuck can a small cup of coffee be called tall!? Forgive my Squirrelly ignorance, but isnt small the opposite of tall? Gerard: Ahh yeah, in the real world it is anyway. Mikey: Oh I see what theyre doing! They call small tall because it makes the customer feel good when they pay $3 for a urine sample sized cup of coffee swill! This way it seems like they are getting more because the word tall is stuck into their psyche. I see their psychological marketing trickery! You tricky bastards thats what you all are! Fucking tricky! Gerard: Yeah, whatever. Mikeyy: Ahhh dont give me that shit! When was the last time you went to Taco-Hell and ordered a taco grande and got a medium sized taco. And Vente isnt even a word! Its some fucking hoighty toighty phrase used to make people feel more sophisticated when ordering a large coffee so when they part with the $5 for the coffee they dont feel like a fucking moron. Gerard: Are you saying Im not sophisticated? Mikeyy: I'm saying you're fucking stupid! Fuck this shit I can get a tall cup of coffee for 50c around the corner! Frank: but then you dont get the trendy Star-Schmucks coffee cup that you like carry around like a status symbol. man. Mikey: you can take a vente razor and shove it up your ass, you tall-brained moron I hope you choke on a biscotti!
Date : 19 janvier 2008 - 00:30:12
Tags : Comedy mychemicalromance gerardway frankiero mikeyway neuroticallyyours foamy
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